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FLOWER INSULTS
Everyone knows that flowers are used for giving compliments. There are also insults about flowers. Here are a few humorous examples.
They call her Lilac. She can lilac anything.
He thinks he can grow flowers with gas. The trouble is, he inhales some of it.
He has a sure-fire method for saving money in buying flowers. He forgets whom he borrowed them from.
He's so crooked, he has to screw his flowers into the vase.
She always has a lot of trouble with those fluffy, thick exotic flowers at wedding tables. She can hardly close her pocketbook.
He's bought a dozen books on "How to speak about flowers in public." What he really needs now is a book on how to shut up.
He grows flowers 8 hours a day and sleeps 8 hours a day. His boss is firing him because they're the same 8 hours.
There's a good reason why he always has that stupid grin on his face when he presents you with flowers --- he's stupid.
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