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JOKES ABOUT IRAQ
THREE IRAQIS IN A BAR
Three Iraqis walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of Araq (a strong Middle East liquor). He looks at them and says 'OK' and pours their shots.
They all clink glasses and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to down the Araq, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell " Only 51 days!"
The bartender finally can't stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days.
One of the Iraqis looks at him and says "Well," looking very smug. "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us only 51 Days...and on the box it said 4-7 years"
A CLINTON AND SADDAM JOKE
Saddam Hussein phoned President Clinton and said: "Bill, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."
Clinton asked, "What was on the banner?"
Saddam responded, "It said Allah is God, God is Allah."
Clinton said: "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."
Saddam said: "What was on the banner?"
Clinton replied: "I really don't know.... I don't read Hebrew."
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