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MIDDLE EAST JOKES
ARAFAT'S MAILBOX
Yasser Arafat is speaking to a friend.
ARAFAT: "I'm on the road a lot, and the Americans are complaining that they can never reach me."
FRIEND: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
ARAFAT: "After what happened to bomb-maker Yechiyeh Ayash, that was a little too dangerous, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.
FRIEND: "Uh ... How's that working?"
ARAFAT. "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."
FRIEND. "And why do you think that is?"
ARAFAT. "I figure its because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
PALESTINIAN MUSICIANS
How do you get two Palestinian musicians to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one.
The Palestinian Husband
A Palestinian man is distraught because he fears his wife is having an affair, so he goes to a gun shop in Gaza and buys a handgun. The next day he comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He grabs the gun and holds it to his own head. The wife jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with him not to shoot himself.
The angry Palestinian husband shouts to his wife: "Shut up...you're next!"
THE PALESTINIAN CREED
If I want it, it's mine.
If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine it will never belong to anyone else no matter what.
If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.
If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.
If it looks like mine, it's mine.
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