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MIDDLE EAST JOKES
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THE THREE PALESTINIANS
Three Palestinians Arabs died and are at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first Palestinian Arab, "What is Easter?"
The Arab replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when Americans get together, eat turkey, and are thankful..."
"Wrong!" replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second Arab the same question, "What is Easter?"
The second Arab replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when Christians put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second Arab, shakes his head in disgust, tells him he's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third Arab and asks, "What is Easter?"
The third Arab smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."
"Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously.
"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."
St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.
The third Arab continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."
ON ARAB MUSICIANS
What's the difference between an Arab musician and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
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